Showing posts with label Benjamin funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Benjamin funnies. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2011

Laughter is Good Medicine - Benj edition

Here are some hilarious episodes with my favorite little guy. I've been collecting them for awhile. :)

Benj: I don't ever want to go to Egypt.
Seth: Why not?
Benj: Because they will make us work hard.
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One Wednesday evening after church we arranged with some friends for them to come over on Friday night. This conversation took place outside of the bathroom where I was waiting for Benj to finish going potty. When Benj came out of the bathroom our friend got down on Benj's level and said, "Hey Benj, can I come to your house on Friday night?" "Sure!," Benj agreed. Friday afternoon I told the kids, "Hey guys, Jesse is coming over tonight!" Benj shrugged as if this were old news. "Yeah I know," he remarked casually, "'cause I invited them!"

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One morning the kids were playing downstairs while I was doing some cleaning upstairs. Later I came down and found Benj, spread eagle across the doorway to our "exercise room" (an unfinished part of our basement which leads to the downstairs bathroom). He looked conflicted. "What are you doing, Benjamin?" I asked. "Well...," he said with a worried glance at Leila who was playing nearby, "I have to go potty, but I don't want Leila to come in here because I think there are spiders." Sweet boy. :) Always protecting his sisters!
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Speaking of protecting...
Benj: "I'm a good protector!"
Me: "How are you a good protector?"
Benj: "When we were at the Chick-Fil-A playground Talia said, 'BENJ!' and I zoomed right up those stairs!"
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We were in the car on our way home from church. Leila, who somehow equates riding in the car with a right to be drinking milk was fussing over her empty milk cup. Benj sagely offered a gem of wisdom, "You've got to put milk in it or she can't drink it."
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Benj on what part of the knight-slaying-dragon-and-rescuing-fair-princess story he liked best: (spoken with a glint in his eye) "The part where he was in DANGER."
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In early January Seth travelled to California for his grandmother's funeral. The Sunday he was gone I decided to get McDonald's for lunch to make things easier, but not wanting to take 3 children into McDonald's by myself, I opted for the drive-thru. Because I had to special order Benj's hamburger (no bun, no ketchup-- they contain corn syrup), they asked me to pull into a designated parking space to wait for our food. While I waited I called Seth. As we were chatting I started to realize, I had been waiting there a l-o-n-g time, like 20 minutes-long. As it turned out they somehow just lost our order and had no idea I was sitting there at all. By this time, of course, the kids were starting to wonder what was taking so long. I explained the situation briefly and told them it would be a few more minutes. In all seriousness Benj shared his deepest concern, "We will die if we do not eat!" (I told him, "Trust me, Buddy, you are a long way from dying." :) )
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When discussing relationships in royal families (such as the daddy is the king, the daughter is the princess, etc.), Seth asked the kids, "If you marry a king you become a what?" Benj replied, "A soldier."


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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Funnies

A few cute moments from the last few days...

Thursday night when I put Benjamin to bed I had, of course, turned down his quilt & sheet, but when I checked on him before I went to bed later that evening he was sleeping on top of his neatly-made bed. Smiling and shaking my head I went to bed. In the middle of the night Benjamin woke me up because he had a bad dream. I took him out to the living room and sat with him for awhile. Once he woke up a little bit we started chatting (I trying to distract him from his fright) and one of the things he brought up was how excited he was that his friend Jesse was coming to play in the morning. (This was the play date to which he invited Jesse via invitation, mentioned in a previous post.) After a few minutes he was calmed down sufficiently to venture back to bed. I turned down his sheets (again!) and tucked him into bed. The next morning I heard Leila talking so as usual I slipped in to get her before she could wake up Benjamin and Talia. There was Benjamin, sleeping on his bed, which was AGAIN very neatly made. He slept in later than usual, presumably because he was awake in the middle of the night making his bed! When he finally came to the kitchen around 9:00 and joined us at the breakfast table, I brought it up. "Benj, why did you make your bed in the middle of the night last night?" "Well," he answered in all seriousness, "Jesse is coming today and I didn't want to be making my bed when he comes!"

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Talia asked me for juice at breakfast one day. We had already been sitting there for an hour and I was ready to be done so I told her "no, not today." "If I finish aaaaaaall my cereal and aaaaaaall my milk?," she persisted. "No, sorry, not today." Evidently she didn't get the message. A few minutes later she finished the last gulp of milk and I excused her from the table. "But Mom!," she protested, "what about our juice deal?"
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Finally! Our First Day of School!

Our life has been in a bit of upheaval lately. Suffice it to say, we were planning to move this past Saturday and had been planning toward that end for a couple of weeks when, about a week before the move, we found out that things were on hold with the house we planned to rent.

Buried somewhere in the mountains of boxes were 5 small boxes containing all the books and supplies I have been carefully collecting all summer to start homeschooling Benjamin this fall. Originally I planned to start school on the 16th of August, giving us plenty of room in our school schedule for trips, holidays, and other family events. When we made plans to move at the end of August I planned to postpone our start date. With our move now tentatively scheduled for the end of September/beginning of October, I knew we should go ahead and get started with school, but that was easier planned than executed.

First, we HAD to get our life back to some semblance of normality. We couldn't even move with all those towers of boxes taking up significant portions of our already minuscule living room and bedroom, not to mention the general atmosphere of upheaval that was cluttering our minds as much as our home. So Seth and I spent yesterday afternoon moving all our packed boxes along with a couple of empty bookshelves to a storage unit. Seth stripped down our family mini-van and converted it into a cargo vehicle deluxe. While he drove loads of boxes to storage I went to work filling our empty shelves and closets with packing materials and empty boxes. The result of this effort was a delightfully clean and clear living space after a month of mess. Ahh!

Moving one of the empty bookshelves in the living room and some of the kids' "living room toys" to their bedroom allowed us the space to construct the little table and chairs we purchased a couple of weeks ago to become Benjamin's desk. Seth went to work expertly constructing tiny furniture, while I unpacked the boxes I had set aside during our earlier purge. (Fortunately I had marked all the school boxes with "Open First" stickers, so they were easily identifiable.) After a couple of hours, this was the result of our efforts:

Everything was ready for Benjamin's first day of school.

This morning the kids woke up and immediately remembered that today was an exciting day. As I've said before, they normally read books until I come to get them up, but this morning they both emerged, tousle-headed and sleepy-eyed with a look of anticipation reminiscent of Christmas morning. They explored their new tot sized space, standing anxiously near their pretty new table, but not daring to sit down. They opened the pencil box filled with new crayons, scissors, glue sticks, pencils, and miscellaneous other thrilling treasures. They examined the slate and chalk. I pointed out that there was an envelope on the table. "What does it say?," I asked as Benjamin looked down at it. A big grin spread over his still-sleepy face, "It says Benjamin Riley!" He opened the card from his Daddy and Mama with all the pride of a very big boy. Hungry to take on the new-felt mantle of responsibility, he raced off to his room to get dressed, his sister following close behind him.

Throughout the morning Benj remained aware that he had crossed over some imaginary threshold into a weightier realm. When I asked him to help me put the milk away instead of grunting and groaning over how heavy the (2/3 empty) milk cartons were he bore his burden with dignity and declared happily, "I'm a big school boy helper!"

I should have realized that gorgeous new table and all those pristine supplies were begging to be used, but I blindly started out by introducing our Bible verse and character trait for the week, next settling the kids both on my lap for an educational look at a few classic nursery rhymes. When I laid the book aside and announced that we were going to take a little break to do our morning chores Benj collapsed in a dramatic swoon. "But I wanted to do schoooool!" I realized the next thing better be sitting at that table and using those brand new scissors or I was going to lose him forever. :)

We did have a little incident with those scissors.... Today was essentially the first time Benj had ever used scissors. For one thing he doesn't have a lot of strength in his hands and previous attempts have been frustrating for both of us. Another factor has been that Talia, while feeling like she can do everything Benj can do, truthfully sometimes lacks the maturity necessary to accomplish certain tasks (like weilding a pair of scissors--yikes!) So we sat down to do our first "real" (in Benj's opinion) school activity, making an "F" sheet to kick off our introduction to the letter of the week. In retrospect I'm not sure why, but I expected Talia to get bored fairly quickly and scamper off to play. She sat down, just as attentive as Benj, fully expecting to participate in this highly exciting activity. I quickly hunted down an extra pair of safety scissors and a spare glue stick (which, thankfully, weren't packed) and we commenced cutting and gluing magazine clippings of faces, frogs, fruit, and flowers to blank sheets of white paper. Somewhere in the middle of all the cutting and helping and "oh no! I put the glue on the wrong side!," Benjamin managed to cut 3 small but prominent holes in the tummy area of his polo shirt. Oops! Note to self: further instruction in cutting is clearly needed (preferably while Talia is napping).

I did take advantage of the quiet afternoon hours while the girls were napping/resting to cover some material I thought Benjamin would enjoy in a more one-on-one special time with just Mama. One of the books he has been most excited to start reading is the Berenstain Bears Science and Nature Super Treasury. As soon as the girls were down he brought it to me with an air of great expectancy. We opened to the first page, page 4, where we learned that a year is made up of 4 seasons or can also be identified as 12 months. On pages 6 and 7 we learned that January 1st, the first day of the first month, is called "New Year's Day" and that on this special day you wake up your parents by ringing a bell and shouting "Happy New Year!" (Let's hope that illustration didn't sink in deeply enough to be remembered 4 months from now.) Having completed the first reading assignment I closed the book. Benj was mortified. "But Mom! We only read 3 pages!" I explained that the assignment for today was to read through page 7. Tomorrow we would read the next section. He continued to sag with hearty disappointment. "We can keep going if you want," I offered. "But we won't have anything to read tomorrow." "YEAH! Let's keep going!" He perked up. "It's ok if we read the part for tomorrow." So we did. And he was satisfied.

It is so fun to see Benj (and Talia) giddy with the excitement of the prospect of learning. And so extremely satisfying that I get to be the one to see it all happening. I hope our school year continues on with as much fun and energy as it has started. :)

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Saturday, July 24, 2010

On heroes and jobs well done

 The other evening I found a huge, I mean HUGE spider crawling on the bathroom counter. Legs and all it was about the diameter of a slice of kiwi fruit. It was a BIG spider. I won't retell all the gory details but Seth trapped and then killed it and even took its nasty carcass out of the house. The next morning I was telling the kids about how Daddy had killed a big spider. With eyes wide Benj speculated seriously, "Maybe when I'm a 'dult I can kill a big spider like that and I can be a hero too!"
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This morning during breakfast Talia asked me, "Mom why you not eating?"
"I already finished my cereal," I told her, "I'm all done."
"Fingers up!" she said cheerfully.
"Fingers up?," I asked, puzzled. "What does that mean?"
"It means good job!"

(Get it? She meant "thumbs up." :) )


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Sunday, July 11, 2010

A wise admonition

Our family decided to take an impromptu trip to McDonald's with a friend after church this morning. Not having planned it out beforehand, I had not packed our customary "allergy survival kit" which includes a Healthy Life hamburger bun and our bottle of Hunt's ketchup, both of which are corn syrup-free, unlike their standard McDonald's counterparts.

When we got to McDonald's we debated for a minute on whether or not to strip Benjamin's hamburger of its bun and deny him the delight of ketchup for his fries. We have been extremely diligent about his diet lately and he has not had any reactions for awhile. Based on this, and the fact that the amounts of corn syrup in a hamburger bun and 1/2 tablespoon of ketchup are most likely extremely small, we decided not to make a big issue of it. Our McDonald's trip passed without incident.

After dinner this evening Benjamin was seized with a sudden and severe case of stomach cramps. He laid down in the living room and the next thing we knew he was moaning, crying, writhing, and screaming in pain. I took him to sit on the potty which, suffice to say, produced results which relieved his symptoms entirely. Knowing I hadn't fed him anything taboo for dinner, I concluded that the reaction was a result of the earlier indulgence we allowed him. Obviously I concluded that we would not be able to take such risks in the future.

Wanting him to connect the pain he had just experienced with the cause to help him accept what we would have to deny him in the future, I took him on my lap and said,

"Benj, do you remember the bun you had on your hamburger and the ketchup you ate with your fries this afternoon?"
"Yes."
"Well those had a little bit of corn in them. Mommy and Daddy thought it would be ok, but I think that's what made you feel so sick a few minutes ago."

Looking at me with great big, serious eyes he said, "Mommy! You shouldn't do that to me!"

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Saturday, November 07, 2009

Random Cuteness

One day while we were riding in the car Talia requested to listen to a certain CD. Typically the kids want to listen to the same CD over & over & over until I am ready to drive off the road. Such were the circumstances on this particular occasion. I declined her request telling her, "It's Mama's turn to pick." And we went on our merry way, listening to the radio. After a few minutes of silence I heard Talia mutter darkly from the backseat, "I don't like it when 'dults pick."

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Some fun vocabulary:

A couple of recent songs heard within our walls:
--"Oatmeal Donald Had a Farm"
--"Super kakkie abagiba goshuh" (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Talia style) Benj calls it "Super ca-ya case we have a goshus."

We love Winnie the Pooh and all his friends, including "Christmas Robin."

And prompted by our recent viewing of the Pixar movie "A Bug's Life," Talia has decided that "obber zibbers" (grasshoppers) scare her.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Deep Theology from the Mind of a Four-Year-Old

A couple of months ago Benjamin was talking about the Bible story of Noah following a Sunday School lesson. (I think kids learn about Noah about every 4th week.) After a period of quiet contemplation he said knowingly to Seth & I, "It rained because people sinned." I had never heard it put quite that way before, but yes, we reasoned, the origin of rain was connected with the flood which was brought upon the earth because of the widespread evil on the earth. So you could say that it rained because people sinned. "That's true," we agreed.

Several weeks later the kids and I were in the car when a downpour began. Talia began to chatter about the rain while I was mainly focused on my driving. Benj was very quiet. After a few minutes I heard Benj's little voice pipe up from the back seat. "Mom? It's raining." He sounded concerned. "Does that mean we sinned?"

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Funnies

I don't know what it is lately, but Benjamin has been hysterical! Here are a few of my favorite stories:

One Sunday after church we got into the car and Benj asked (as he often does), "Can we go to a restaurant?" Seth and I hadn't gotten to discuss lunch plans yet so Seth told him, "Hang on, we need to talk about it." Seth asked me if we had anything at home, which required some thinking on my part. After a few quiet seconds Benj piped up from the backseat, "I don't hear you talking!"
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Benj trying to draw the moral from the A.A. Milne story In Which Pooh Goes Visiting and Gets Into a Tight Place: "If we have holes someone will eat something and get bigger and get stuck." (So I guess the moral of the story is: don't have holes?)
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I was changing Talia's stinky diaper this morning and Benj, sitting a few feet away, looked over and remarked in disgust, "I don't want to watch you because that is nasty in my nose."

Friday, July 24, 2009

"Guys"

To Benjamin any object is a potential "guy." Plastic animals talk and play with matchbox cars. Yesterday the cordless phone became a "really big guy" who, I was informed, could walk and talk and also had a thing like a boat (the antenna.) Benj was constantly muttering a complicated dialog between the "really big guy" and a matchbox-sized airplane. As far as I could tell the phone was saying goodbye to the passengers on the airplane...although later the "guy" was stomping on the airplane like King Kong so I'm not sure about the finer points of the storyline.

Not only is the world populated with stuff that can be instantly promoted to the status of "guy," it is also inhabited by two groups of said guys: "bad guys" and "good guys." We are forever dividing into these two categories. The discussion surrounding any video always includes Benj trying to educate Talia on which characters fit into which category. Talia demonstrated her confusion on the subject the other day when she asked me, "Mama, you a good guy or a bad guy?" Well, that's just the question isn't it? :)

I love that every car has a personality, every animal has a friend. I love asking Benjamin to repeat something I didn't catch and hearing him reply, "Oh! That was just Bear talking to Giraffe." I love how his imagination makes every day magical!