Funnies

I don't know what it is lately, but Benjamin has been hysterical! Here are a few of my favorite stories:

One Sunday after church we got into the car and Benj asked (as he often does), "Can we go to a restaurant?" Seth and I hadn't gotten to discuss lunch plans yet so Seth told him, "Hang on, we need to talk about it." Seth asked me if we had anything at home, which required some thinking on my part. After a few quiet seconds Benj piped up from the backseat, "I don't hear you talking!"
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Benj trying to draw the moral from the A.A. Milne story In Which Pooh Goes Visiting and Gets Into a Tight Place: "If we have holes someone will eat something and get bigger and get stuck." (So I guess the moral of the story is: don't have holes?)
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I was changing Talia's stinky diaper this morning and Benj, sitting a few feet away, looked over and remarked in disgust, "I don't want to watch you because that is nasty in my nose."